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Rhyme Scheme Barbarian - 45 min Audio Book

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Rhyme Scheme Barbarian - 45 min Audio Book

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Grounded in vigorous research on the mechanics of sentence structure, and covered in literature from some of the most renowned pioneers of poetry from the 1800s to the 21st century

Speed, Depth, and Originality - The journey

For many years while collaborating on a track with fellow rappers, i was always the slowest to complete my 16 bars, i would always feel pressured to write my lyrics, after an hour or so had passed, everyone except me would be finished, then not too long after they had finished, the boys would be like "we are waiting for you", then not too long after that, if i still hadn't finished my 16 bars yet, they would be like "how many bars you got left to do? " or "hurry up and just write anything!"

mind blocked and cant think of a single rhyme scheme, over thinking which had lead me to plenty of cross outs and scribbles on my piece of paper, instrumental blasting in the background nearly 100 times already, and always thinking to myself, stuff this my verse sucks!. My writing method and technique was very unproductive, inefficient and slow. until i decided to do something about it, so then i went on an intense poetic sentence structure research to find out how to write better and faster lyrics, or how to improve my lyrics smh,

after many YouTube videos of rappers claiming to know how to write better and faster, but showing zero evidence of actually doing so. i found myself out of options, but to just figure things out for my self, so i went on a sad and lonely journey to figure out what poetry actually is, and how its evolved, then after many years of deep contemplation, intense migraines and vigorous study, i slowly started experimenting with words, sentences and metaphors, with trials, improvement notes, so what I've figured out in this audio book, is about 3 years worth of poetic sentence complexity, just simplified, and easy to understand, but figuring it all out on my own was not easy task at all.

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Research that's gone into this audio book


  • 20+ lectures on syntax, semantics, pragmatics, phonetics,
  • 3000+ Experimental Test Bars - Check out playlist here https://youtu.be/G9kL19sHRbI?si=SLFrw6vO4poDF_3f
  • 120+ articles from some of the most striking authors of the past 100 years on the subject of poetry and sentence structure, Edgar Allan Poe, Noam Chomsky, Pat Pattison, William H. Gass,
    Content you get from this audio book

Get the advanced method to aligning lyrics to bar counts of instrumentals

Get the advanced method for crafting complex and original similes

Get the advanced method for crafting metaphors

Get the method for transitioning sentences

By applying these techniques, you'll be able to write more complex lyrics faster, with less effort, by deliberately stimulating the mind using the tested methods in this audio book, creating variety and movement, then tweaking for more originality and exclusivity in your rap bars...

For any questions or more info rhymeschemebarbarian@gmail.com

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45 min - Rhyme Scheme Audio Book

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